Duke Cannon Thick® Body Wash, Naval Diplomacy, 18 fl oz (532 ml)

• Ocean Air + Mandarin
• Thicker to Clean Better
• Not For Clowns^®
• Mineral-Enriched to Exfoliate
• 3X Thicker Than Common Body Wash
• Bonus: No Loofah Required
• Formulated Without Sulfates, Parabens, And Phthalates
• Never Tested on Animals, Just Bad Interns

Smells like navigating the high seas, not aunt Karen's above ground pool.

Fact: Most body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like the fog of a junior high locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. But hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. And that's why Duke Cannon's THICK® Body Wash has been formulated with a significantly higher viscosity to work more effectively on your body, not spill pitifully down the drain. You deserve a better shower.

Work into a lather rinse, go forth and achieve.