Duke Cannon Shampoo + Conditioner, Naval Diplomacy, 14 fl oz (414 ml)

• Ocean Air + Mandarin
• Working Harder. Smell Better.
• For Hair That Commands Respect
• Not For Clowns®
• Tea Tree Oil to Soothe and Refresh Scalp 
• Menthol to Stimulate and Cool Scalp 
• Rice + Barley Protein to Help Strengthen Hair
• Formulated Without Sulfates, Parabens, and Phthalates
• Never Tested on Animals. Just Bad Interns

Smells like navigating the high seas, not Aunt Karen's above ground pool. 

No hard-working fellow has the time for a complicated hair-care regimen. This 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner, formulated with premium ingredients, is a convenient way for a man to look his functional best every day without making a big deal about it.

Pretty sure you can figure this out, but nonetheless-lather + rinse.