Duke Cannon Supply Co. News Anchor® Hair Wash, 2 in 1 Shampoo & Conditioner, Midnight Swim, Sea Grass + Sandalwood, 14 fl oz (414 ml)

• Stock No.005
• Sea Grass + Sandalwood
• Never Tested on Animals. Just Bad Interns
• Formulated Without Sulfates, Phthalates, and Parabens
• Not For Clowns®

For News Anchor® Thick Hair 

The Pulitzer Prize for Hair is not a thing, but if it were, you would be holding it right now. Duke Cannon's News Anchor® Hair Wash 2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner is formulated with premium ingredients for hard-working men whose hair commands respect. 

• Formulated without harsh sulfates 
• Rice & barley protein to strengthen hair 
• Tea tree oil & menthol to stimulate scalp

Pretty sure you can figure this out.