Duke Cannon Supply Co. News Anchor® Hair Wash, 2 in 1 Shampoo & Conditioner, Naval Diplomacy, Bergamot + Aquatic Musk, 14 fl oz (414 ml)

• Naval Diplomacy
• Never Tested on Animals, Just Bad Interns
• Formulated Without Sulfates, Phthalates, And Parabens
• Not For Clowns®

For News Anchor® Thick Hair 

The Pulitzer Prize for Hair is not a thing, but if it were, you would be holding it right now. Duke Cannon's News Anchor Hair Wash 2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner is formulated with premium ingredients for hard-working men whose hair commands respect. 

• Formulated without harsh sulfates.
• Rice & barley protein to strengthen hair.
• Tea tree oil & menthol to stimulate scalp.

Pretty sure you can figure this out.